WITH THE RELEASE OF HIS NEW DOCUMENTARY, “MEL BROOKS: UNWRAPPED,” WE ONCE AGAIN TALK ABOUT THE GOAT! THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND! THE GREATEST COMEDY GENIUS OF ALL TIME! MEL BROOKS!
TIME TO TAKE THOSE SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS OUT OF YOUR CLOSET AND GET SOME POPCORN CAUSE WE’RE WATCHING SCARY MOVIES! OTHER APPROPRIATE SNACKS INCLUDE RAISINETS AND JUNIOR MINTS, THE SCARIEST OF ALL THE CANDY!!!
I’M SORRY DAVE, I CAN’T TALK ABOUT A DIFFERENT TOPIC. SOME LOOK LIKE HUMANS AND OTHERS LOOK LIKE GARBAGE CANS. SOME ARE GOLD AND OTHERS ARE SILVER. SOME ARE GOOD AND OTHERS ARE BAD. SOME ARE HELPFUL AND OTHERS ARE MURDEROUS! WE’RE TALKING ABOUT ROBOTS!
AND YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD A ROUGH JOB. THESE ARE SOME OF THE WORST JOBS TO HAVE IN A MOVIE UNIVERSE! SOME OF THESE ARE GUARANTEED TO GET YOU KILLED. EATEN BY A DINOSAUR, CHOKED BY MAGICAL SPACE WIZARD, CRUSHED AT THE MALL BY A RUNAWAY SEGWAY!
HUT HUT HIKE! IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN! WE FIGHT TO GET TO THE REDZONE AND PLOW OUR WAY INTO THE ENDZONE. WE TACKLE AND INTERCEPT THE PONCHO SECTION TO VICTORY. ACTUALLY, WE JUST SPEND ABOUT AN HOUR TALKING ABOUT OUR FANTASY FOOTBALL PICKS AND OUR THOUGHTS ON THIS NEW FOOTBALL SEASON!
TELL ME ABOUT IT, STUD! THIS IS ONE WEIRD EPISODE. FROM MOVIES TO THE BEST AND WORST TRIVIA TEAM NAMES, THERE WILL SURELY BE SOMETHING IN THIS EPISODE TO THOROUGHLY KEEP YOU ENTERTAINED!
CODE NUMBER - 007, JAMES BOND, LICENSE TO KILL! A BRITISH MI6 SECRET AGENT KNOWN FOR HIS CARS, GUNS, GADGETS, AND GIRLS. OH, AND THOSE ENDLESS PUNS. ALWAYS CONTROVERSIAL AND ALWAYS FUN! THOUGH THE ACTOR MAY CHANGE WE ALWAYS LIKE OUR BOND SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED!
I TELL YA, THESE COMEDIANS GET NO RESPECT. A GOOD ONE-LINER IS SAID TO BE PITHY – CONCISE AND MEANINGFUL. WE SAY IT’S JUST DAMN FUNNY! HERE’S TO SOME OF THE COMEDY ONE-LINER LEGENDS!
GRAB YOUR BEACH TOWEL, YOUR VINYL RECORDS, YOUR DVD COLLECTION, YOUR TV SHOW DVD BOX SETS, AND ALL THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS, CAUSE YOU’RE STUCK ON A DESERT ISLAND, FOLKS!
GET YOUR POPCORN AND SUNSCREEN READY! SUMMERTIME IS COMING AND WITH THAT THE SUMMER BLOCKBUSTERS! GET IN YOUR CAR, CAUSE WE’RE HEADING TO THE DRIVE-IN TO DISCUSS THE UPCOMING SUMMER MOVIES!
THAT EMPTY FEELING YOU GET AFTER READING OR WATCHING A LONG SERIES OR STORY. SOME CALL IT BOOK HANGOVER; TV HANGOVER; POST SERIES DEPRESSION. IT’S TOUGH SAYING GOODBYE TO YOUR FRIENDS.
TAKE A TRAGIC BACKSTORY, INTRODUCTION MUSICAL INTEREST, MEET BAND MEMBERS/INDUSTRY TYPES, THROW TOGETHER A MONTAGE OF SUCCESS, SPRINKLE IN SEX AND DRUGS, HIT THAT LOW POINT, AND BUILD TO THAT “EPIC” PERFORMANCE. YOU GOT YOURSELVES A MUSIC BIOPIC, FOLKS!
THE PONCHO SECTION IS ABOUT TO LAYETH THIS EPISODE DOWN ON YOU JABRONI’S! THE ROCK SAYS TO KNOWN YOUR ROLL, SHUT YOUR MOUTH, AND LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE. WE SAY PLEASE LISTEN. THE ROCK CAN BE VERY RUDE SOMETIMES. AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE COS’ STONE COLD SAID SO!
HANG UP THAT MISTLETOE; BUY THAT LAST MINUTE HEART-SHAPED BOX OF CHOCOLATES; GET READY TO UNCOMFORTABLY TALK POLITICS WITH YOUR RELATIVES, MAKE YOURSELF A HALLOWEEN BURRITO! HAPPY HOLIDAYS, FOLKS! IT’S THE PONCHO SECTION’S HOLIDAY SPECIAL!!!
SOME OTHERWORLDLY BEINGS STOP BY AND SHARE WITH US THEIR “HUMAN MUSIC”!!! THE GENRE MELTING, FIVE-PIECE, BROOKLYN BASED BAND, COUSIN EARTH, BRINGS IT ALL; HUMOR; MUSICALITY; ENERGY; AND SOME FUNKY TUNES! THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET WILD!
THERE ARE MANY WAYS TO NAVIGATE THE VAST MEDIA LANDSCAPE AS A MOVIE STAR. YOU CAN EMBRACE IT, FIGHT IT, OR STRAIGHT UP AVOID IT. STRAP ON SOME SUNGLASSES CAUSE WE’RE HITTING THE BRIGHT LIGHTS OF THE RED CARPET. (TECHNICALLY, WE JUST SITTING IN AN APARTMENT)
THEY’RE DASTARDLY AND DIABOLICAL AND ALWAYS READY TO LAUGH MANIACALLY! THESE SINISTER MINISTERS ARE OUT TO GET YOU MY PRETTIES AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO WILL BE TERMINATED. SO PULL UP A SEAT AND LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE WITH SOME FAVA BEANS AND A NICE CHIANTI.
ARE YOU READY TO GET SILLY?! IS DANGER YOUR MIDDLE NAME?! DO YOU GIGGLE AT THE UTTERANCE OF CERTAIN NUMBERS OR WORDS?! ARE YOU ACTUALLY A TODDLER, AMUSED BY THE MOST CHILDISH THINGS?! WHAT’S UP YOU COOL BABY? … NOPE! WRONG PODCAST!!! THAT’S A MUCH BETTER AND MORE SUCCESSFUL PODCAST.
THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET LOUD WHEN WE’RE JOINED BY THE AMAZING SINGER-SONGWRITER, RYAN QUINN, FROM NBC’S “THE VOICE” - SEASON 10, AND POSTMODERN JUKEBOX! WE DISCUSS HIS TOUR, WORKING WITH ADAM LEVINE AND CHRISTINA AGUILERA, OLD AND NEW MUSIC, AND MUCH MUCH MORE!
WE’RE READY FOR OUR CLOSE UP, MR. DEMILLE! WE DIVE INTO TO THE MOVIES OF 2018, PICK OUR CHOICES FOR THE OSCAR NOMINEES, AND LIST OUR FAVORITE MOVIES OF THE YEAR. WE GIVE THIS EPISODE 2 THUMBS UP!